roughrimjob:

I feel really shitty and useless but at the same time I’m still perfect and better than anyone

if you say my name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight ill appear and probably pet your animals and tell you you look really pretty and then take some stuff from your fridge and leave

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

violetchaos364:

There’s a man that understands his readership.

cat-shaming:

it has come to this.

pizza:

favorite tweet by Miley ever omg

guceubcuesu:

drarna:

instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack

and then repeat them