I feel really shitty and useless but at the same time I’m still perfect and better than anyone
if you say my name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight ill appear and probably pet your animals and tell you you look really pretty and then take some stuff from your fridge and leave
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
There’s a man that understands his readership.
it has come to this.
favorite tweet by Miley ever omg